Colin: Pretty sure I’m reading this right? What Would Happen if an Asteroid Hit U.S. banks?

Colin: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/23/us-financial-stress-idUSTRE7AM2NE20111123 apparently the full article

‘Ili: “People would probably die.”

Colin: It actually has nothing to do with asteroids!

Colin: It’s just about another hypothetical banking crisis. 

‘Ili: That’s probably a good thing, since I just realized the title says what would happen if an asteroid (singular) hit U.S. banks (plural).

‘Ili: Can you imagine the size of that thing.

Colin: ^

Colin: “well actually it was pretty small it hit a citibank and wells fargo across the street from each other about 30 miles outside of tulsa”

‘Ili: ::skipped off the roof of one and onto the other::

‘Ili: Now I’m imagining a BANKING CRISIS pinball table.

‘Ili: ::all tellers lit up::

‘Ili: ::”RUN ON THE BANK” scrolls across screen::

‘Ili: ::30 second bonus round::

Colin: AHAHHAAH yeesssss

Colin: This needs to happen.

Colin: Multiball = credit default swap