Colin: Pretty sure I’m reading this right? What Would Happen if an Asteroid Hit U.S. banks?
Colin: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/23/us-financial-stress-idUSTRE7AM2NE20111123 apparently the full article
'Ili: “People would probably die.”
Colin: It actually has nothing to do with asteroids!
Colin: It’s just about another hypothetical banking crisis.
'Ili: That's probably a good thing, since I just realized the title says what would happen if an asteroid (singular) hit U.S. banks (plural).
'Ili: Can you imagine the size of that thing.
Colin: “well actually it was pretty small it hit a citibank and wells fargo across the street from each other about 30 miles outside of tulsa”
'Ili: ::skipped off the roof of one and onto the other::
'Ili: Now I'm imagining a BANKING CRISIS pinball table.
'Ili: ::all tellers lit up::
'Ili: ::”RUN ON THE BANK” scrolls across screen::
'Ili: ::30 second bonus round::
Colin: AHAHHAAH yeesssss
Colin: This needs to happen.
Colin: Multiball = credit default swap