Okay so we’re not even a whole month through this year yet but it’s still true dammit.
- Jason “You Put Your Dick in a Pie” Biggs portraying a lawyer supposedly representing the creator of Bitcoin;
- The pseudonymous creator of Bitcoin being referred to in court as “Mr. Bitcoin”;
- Jim Cramer serving as an expert witness testifying that Bitcoin is a commodity, not a currency;
- A prosecutor trying to discount Cramer’s testimony by pointing out he has a soundboard and occasionally clenches a knife in his teeth, to which Cramer responds that it’s really more of a scimitar;
- A “judge” “ruling” that Bitcoin is a currency, not a commodity; and
- The true identity of “Mr. Bitcoin” shockingly revealed on prime time television!
I was cracking up the entire time at this amazing mess of a program.