How Appealing brings us this fantastic quote from 5th Circuit Judge Jennifer Walker Elrod:
An employee either is or is not at-will. There is no such thing as somewhat at-will, or as the majority puts it “sufficiently non-at-will.” In fact, the majority’s conclusion brings to mind Miracle Max’s diagnosis that Westley was “mostly dead.” See Princess Bride (20th Century Fox released Sep. 25, 1987)
Sadly, this is only a dissenting opinion, but still. Amazing.