James O’Toole is the latest person keeping me awake at night. Writing for CNNMoney:
Energizer Holdings, the consumer goods conglomerate that produces Banana Boat products, announced Friday that certain of the brand’s sunscreen sprays may potentially burst into flames on users’ skin if they come in contact with a flame or spark before the spray is completely dry.
That’s right: sunscreen will now set you on fire. It’s seeming pretty prudent to be afraid of everything on the planet.